THE MANSION’S SUMMER BASH RANCHES UP!

Dean Fearing’s annual BBQ shindig is rapidly becoming Dallas’ Woodstock. (Well, sorta.) On the morning of the July 9th event, Fearing, the chef, will host a cooking demonstration ($150 per person) from 11am-1pm with chefs Aaron Sanchez, Hotel Crescent Court pastry wiz Gianni Santin, and (F-word warning) Bobby Flay. (Perhaps Flay will bring his wife, Stephanie March, the Highland Park hottie who played an ADA on Law & Order: SVU.) When the sun sets over the yardarm, Fearing, the musician, will take to the stage with Richie Fury, former guitarist for Poco and Buffalo Springfield, and Wynonna Judd. Tickets ($250 per person) for the BBQ will go on sale on Wednesday, June 1. 214-443-4750. And now for something compelety stupid.