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Zac and Tim’s Plan to Save the Cowboys’ Season

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It’s simple, really. And it’s brilliant: Jerry Jones should fire Wade Phillips and Jason Garrett today. Then he should coach the team himself. We’re not kidding. Listen, no coach would take this team mid-season. Besides which fact, Jerry doesn’t want to hire an expensive coach because there likely won’t be football next season, and he doesn’t want to waste the money. So he should do it himself. The team isn’t going to perform worse, right? And the move would be the talk of the NFL for the remainder of the season. I mean, what if Jerry stepped in — all dudded up in NFL gear on the sidelines, wearing the headset — and actually won a game? Can you imagine the media tsunami that would create? People would tune in to watch that. They’d buy tickets.

Jerry, please. It’s time.

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