At Euless’ top-ranked football powerhouse Trinity High, the NYTimes notes, the announcers have trouble pronouncing the players’ names. That’s because so many of them are Pacific Islanders.
Thirteen of the 24 Trinity players who have made all-state since the 1980s, and 16 members of the current roster, are of Tongan descent.
Interesting. But what I want to know is whether these people are legal or illegal. And how will Congress build a wall in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?