Incoming Feathered Missiles And A Big Word

I was just walking my dog and encountered a huge flock of cedar waxwings in a tree. A marvelous site, these dapper frugivores. But if you see them in your yard, close your blinds and curtains–once full of fruit, they become intoxicated and will slam into your windows. It’s a funny, yet horrifying site. Like watching a drunken co-worker leave a party. Right, Timmy?