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RE: ELIZABETH ALBANESE MUGSHOTS

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I know, I know, enough already. But I couldn’t ignore this plea from a radio-commentating FBvian who solicits Stephanie’s and my help for the ubiquitous lawbreaker:

Can we count on y’all to see that Ms. Albanese will look better in her mug shot taken at Lew Sterrett? She needs something better than this retro-1980s Houston-esque hairdo. I mean, no one ever has a good hair day in Houston. But this is Dallas where appearance matters. And God knows we SURE don’t want the Press Club to be embarrassed

Steph, it’s all you.

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