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NO BACHELOR FOR BADDY

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Even though Nancy is on the other side of the world, she just can’t stop working. In between red curries she found this e-mail from superstar chef Nick Badovinus, who had this to say about the recent Bachelor hubbub.

I want to thank all of the “Baddy Backers” for their votes and support during Bachelor Drive ’06. However, it is with the utmost conviction that I must publically announce that I have no interest whatsoever in playing any role, in any show, that in my view demeans, degrades, and divides our great Country. Most important, my dating practices are not the stuff for Network Prime Time Television. The type of “food fetish focus” that is the go-to move of my dating game is only suitable for Pay Per View. Waivers must be signed, next of kin informed, and a doctor’s permission given, before I engage in any dating. True, it is a loney life I lead, but dating chefs is not for the faint of heart, physically weak, or highly moraled. Peace and Love to all of the ‘Burner Nation.

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