That means you’ll have to remain sober for tonight’s Oak Ridge Boys concert at the Eisemann Center – a dangerous proposition, I’ll grant you. The barely concealed rage that bubbles just under the surface of their music, the latent animosity apparent in their highly charged political lyrics – (“My baby is American made/Born and bred in the USA”) – threatens to form an explosive mix when exposed to a mind free of inebriation.
I take as evidence these two facts: 1) My best friend in the fourth grade was entirely too fond of repeatedly singing “Elvira” during recess and 2) I broke my best friend’s arm during recess in fourth grade.
Not willing to risk releasing your own violent tendencies? Here are other things to do in Dallas.