After UPS mistakenly delivered a 30-pound package of marijuana to his doorstep, a Denton man took the weed to the cops. Very noble. Unless the package wasn’t mistakenly delivered at all and it was originally 50 pounds. Very devious.
Really? He took it to the cops? Hasn’t he seen Half Baked? Or True Romance? Or any Cheech and Chong movie ever? The “well, well, well, how did this get here?” is only the first act.
Update: A kind, NBC-affiliated FrontBurnervian notes that NBC has pics and vids of the pot and stuff. Check it out.