Thomas Ehlmann Takes Over at Channel 5

In the just-out August issue of the “print product,” we spilled some gossip about Channel 5 anchor Mike Snyder and took at stab at handicapping his replacement. Comes news this morning that the station has a new honcho by the name of Thomas Ehlmann. Uncle Barky suggests how Ehlmann might reinvigorate his newsroom. Conspicuously absent from Barky’s recommendations is the obvious one we made: Jessica Simpson behind the anchor desk.

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5 responses to “Thomas Ehlmann Takes Over at Channel 5”

  1. brett says:

    Snyder will be glad to get away from the inappropriate waxing convos.

    (note: I am not opposed to the waxing of a woman’s twitchet, I applaud the end result. What I AM opposed to and what I do not applaud…is Jane McGarity’s twitchet).

  2. Tim Gunn says:

    Actually watched 5 minutes of a 10:00 newscast last night. Does the stylist at WFAA have a hatred for Macie Jepson that matches the hatred that the NBC stylists have for Jane McGarry? Good heavens. That jacket that Jepson had on last night could not have been a worse fit and her neckware was atrocious. Definitely not making it work, people.

  3. Marcus says:

    More Tammy.

  4. Bethany says:

    I always assumed Jane McGarry’s bikini waxer was also her stylist.

  5. thomas says:

    Macie is not looking her best these days.