Personally, I think that with grimy freelancers, the Newspaper of Record ought to just go with a nuclear urine test and the time-honored “swearing on a stack of Bibles.” But, hey, we’re only out here in the sticks where an editor ought to know with whom he or she is dealing anyway. For us, “D” doesn’t mean Draconian.
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