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OKAY. FINE. HERE’S AN ITEM ABOUT JESSICA SIMPSON.

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Me = still O-Vah her. But it’s hard to quit cold-turkey, you know? Especially when David LaChapelle serves up such tasty sound bites as these about the Simpsons sisters:

“They’re everything that’s wrong with music, they’re everything wrong with culture, and everything wrong with art – in one family! They’re nothing. They have nothing. They hold no interest whatsoever for anybody. They’re reality-red-carpet, lip-synching television stars. I don’t think they offer anything.”

Jeez-Louise, David. How do you really feel?

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