Ben Rogers from the recently returned Ben & Skin Show tweeted this morning that today should be a local holiday. Totally agree. But since you are stuck at work, here is the oral history I wrote in 2009 about Dirk’s first decade in Dallas (with appearances by Steve Nash, Charles Barkley, Jason Kidd, and a gang of others), here is a mis-formatted, hard-to-read version of what I wrote about him after the Mavs won the title in 2011, here is a photo of him in traditional African dress, here’s that insane beard he grew, and here is the best picture ever in the history of ever.
I SEE YOU BLOWING OUT YOUR CANDLES, BIG GERMAN.