1. Nolan Ryan is apparently “on the verge” of an agreement to buy the Texas Rangers. I’m sure that news makes many Ranger fans “on the verge” of something I’d probably get in trouble for typing. I’d link to whatever Evan Grant wrote about this, but it just hurts too much.
2. Wait — someone found a chupacabra? I always expected it to look, well, not like that. More like Calabos from Clash of Titans, maybe? Eh, I don’t know. It’s probably just another of these.
3. And finally, I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: I see you, big German! Related: today, or sometime soon, we should find out if Dirk was voted in as a starter for the All-Star Game.
(I know: two sports items and only one reference to Clash of the Titans, and it didn’t even involve the phrase “release the Kraken.” Look, you can’t force things. Play it as it lays, I say.)
