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Open Letter to the Driver of the Aquamarine Chevy Astro Van/Awful Human Being Who Snuck Into a Funeral Procession So He Could Skip a Few Red Lights

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I hope, when karma sneaks up on you like a ninja and delivers the payback you absolutely have coming to you, that you still think getting to your destination maybe 10 minutes sooner was worth it.

That said, thank you for helping me teach my son the proper etiquette to observe when in the presence of a funeral procession as well as the dictionary definition of “jerk.”

Your pal,

Zac

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