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RE: OH, NO, OZONA

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A little more from the citified:

Uhh… If you’re telling me that that Possum is older than Ozona’s or even Cardinal Puff’s, then you’re invading its space. When a roach, ant, fly, or possum decides to come in/on a Human’s established domain, then it has invaded your space and the last I checked Greenville Avenue isn’t exactly what I’d call ‘Nature’. Those Possoms, Armadillos, and, I believe, Iguanas are laden with Salmonella which I assume a restraunt Manager would not want around patrons’ food. (Link) (However, given Ozona’s recent troubles, they might go ahead and strap some little drink saddles on those things to speed some service up.)

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