Trash for Sale, Only $995!

It’s really nice, French trash, though, so it’s totally worth it. Exclusively at Barneys New York, the “Barneys Trash” pumps by Christian Louboutin are a “PVC coated couture trash peep toe.” Couture trash. You can’t make this stuff up, people. The funny part is that they’re kind of awesome. Yeah, I said it. (I stole my momma’s credit. I’m cool. I’m hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times.)


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