Susan Hawk Holds Town Hall Meeting. The event was held at St. Paul United Methodist Church in the Dallas Arts District. The DA “spoke loudly and clearly,” according to the paper. Congratulations, Susan Hawk. It appears that your volume control is working.
Shoplifting Suspect With Bra Full of Hardware Bit Worker at Dallas Home Depot. That’s the headline. Congratulations, Vivian Isedeh. You just made my brain crazy.
Knockout Punch at Cowboys Game Delivered by Brother. You probably saw the video yesterday of a Cowboys fan punching out an Eagles fan at the game. Turns out, they were both Eagles fans — and brothers. Even better, there was a third brother involved. Congratulations, Jorge, Jose, and Ignacio Castillo. You guys are the perfect Eagles fans, and you prove that stereotypes exist for a reason.
