Rick Perry Attempts to Correct the Record

“Now, before we get too deep into this here campaign, there is something I need to get off my chest.”

“I don’t mind telling y’all this has been weighing on me more than it should. I mean, hell, all that horse hockey is in the past. And you know ol’ Rick. Always moving forward. Like a shark. Or an 8-track.”

“This crazy son of a gun knows what I’m talking about!”

“But there is something we gotta talk about before we can get to the business of how I’m gonna break this country like a wild colt.”

“…”

“The McConaissance.”

“The New Yorker and the rest of the lamestream media would have you believe that the McConaissance started around late 2013, maybe a little bit before that.”