David Ortiz Takes Longest Home Run Trot Ever Against Rangers

It's fun to watch sports.

The Rangers lost to the Red Sox yesterday, which is sad. Even sadder is that Big Papi (that’s the nickname I invented for him) smacked a three-run homer in the eighth and then took. The longest. Home run. Trot. Ever recorded. In history. The guys at Tater Trot Tracker clocked it at 32.91 seconds. Have a look for yourself. (h/t Deadspin)