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Politics & Government

Warby Parker Presents: The New Adventures of Rick Perry

He's back!

By Zac Crain | January 7, 2014|3:07 pm

"Say ... do you fellas notice anything different?" — “Saaay … do you fellas notice anything different?”

"You got a new ring?" — “You got a new ring?”

"What? No." — “What? No.”

"Why were you holding your hand like that then?" — “Why were you holding your hand like that then?”

"It was just a gesture. I don't know." — “It was just a gesture. I don’t know.”

"OK, well, why are you holding your hand like that now?" — “OK, well, why are you holding your hand like that now?”

"Jesus crop-dusting a cotton patch, guys!" — “Jesus crop-dusting a cotton patch, guys!”

"I got glasses! Dang!" — “I got glasses! Dang!”

"Did you not have those before?" — “Did you not have those before?”

"UGH. Y'all take the monkey-huggin' fun out of everything I swear." — “UGH. Y’all take the monkey-huggin’ fun out of everything, I swear.”

"Come on, Governor Perry. Don't be like that." — “Come on, Governor Perry. Don’t be like that.”

"Oh, OK, fine. Hey, check out what I can do now ..." — “Oh, OK, fine. Hey, check out what I can do now …”

"Huh?" — “Huh?”

"What?" — “What?”

"Boosh. Looks smart, don't it?" — “Boosh. Looks smart, don’t it?”

"I don't know. I guess so. Listen, we're kind of busy. Is that all you wanted to talk about?" — “I don’t know. I guess so. Listen, we’re kind of busy. Is that all you wanted to talk about?”

"Heck, no." — “Heck, no. Listen up. Gotta important question for you boys.”

"You boys seen Wolf of Wall Street yet? Oh, man. When they're on the boat and that Naughty by Nature song is play?" — “You fellas seen Wolf of Wall Street yet? Oh, man. When they’re on the boat and that Naughty by Nature song is playing?”

"HEEYYY! HOOO! HEEEYYY! HOOOOO!" — “HEEYYY! HOOO! HEEEYYY! HOOOOO! That was ol’ Ricky’s jam back in the day!”

"Yeah, that was, uh, um, that was pretty good. Anything else?" — “Yeah, that was, uh, um, that was pretty good. Anything else?”

"I'm also learning Italian!" — “I’m also learning Italian!”

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