Take a drink when …
- He makes an incredibly generic sports point
- He makes an incredibly generic sports point three years too late
- He references his new shirt
- He attempts a complicated comedy bit during a return from commercial
- He tries to explain the complicated bit of comedy and why it’s funny
- He tries to impersonate a player
- His impersonation comes off as vaguely racist
- Or xenophobic
- He bogs down the conversation over a slight grammatical error
- He attempts to restart the conversation with a joke
- That joke is vaguely racist
- Or sexist
- Or xenophobic
- Or not funny
- He attempts to explain THAT joke
