1. As Angela Hunt warned us last week, the proposed cuts in the city budget are severe, hitting everything from the zoo to the libraries to about 350 city employees. My solution: charge Dallas women to watch The Bachelorette. Trust me, they’ll pay.
2. Dallas twins had two dads? I smell a new reality show! The, ahem, money quote:
Washington later admitted she had had an affair and got pregnant by two different men at the same time.
3. A “team of Egyptians from the Supreme Council of Antiquities in Cairo” flew into town to disassemble the King Tut exhibit at the DMA and transport it to its next stop in San Francisco. It will take 10 days to two weeks to do so. It requires “very educated hands” and is done in absolute secrecy. Why? Because I would imagine it looks something like this.