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How to Win $1 From a Dog Attack

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Eric, I’ve had several people ask me how they can collect their $1 from you. When a woman was attacked by a pack of dogs, you wrote: “The story about the attack, which occurred at 6 a.m. near Cedar Crest golf course, says it is not immediately clear what type of dogs they were. I’ll tell you what they were. Pit bulls. If I’m wrong, I owe you a dollar.” As we now know, the dogs were all ridgeback-heeler mixes.

I know how to collect my $1. I’ll just wait for you to leave your money clip unattended again on your desk, and I’ll come get it. But what arrangements are you making to satisfy the millions of people who read your post on the World Wide Web?

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