“Republicans will have my tireless and steadfast resolve to win 218 seats in the House of Representatives,” Sessions said. “Rebuilding the Republican majority begins today.” Don’t really see how that could go wrong.
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Ah, the loyal back-bencher to the rescue. This should work out quite well for the Republicans. Petey was the first member of Congress to call for the invasion of Iraq. His judgment should fit this job hand in glove.
A continuation of W’s legacy of success through incompetence, its a great to be a Democrat.
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Tabbed?
tabbed in the head what?
Tapped? I don’t know. Fogheaded.
I think I got tabbed in the head once. But it washed off OK.
Ah, the loyal back-bencher to the rescue. This should work out quite well for the Republicans. Petey was the first member of Congress to call for the invasion of Iraq. His judgment should fit this job hand in glove.
Pete Sessions is one of the brightest members of the Republican party. I am glad to see him get tapped.
Does Pete look more like a pony keg or a manila folder?
Smug is the new black.
I especially love his positions on poker and burlesque (seriously, for once).
Time to shine up the pole, boys, Pete’s got a fundraiser planned for the weekend.
Pete should take a cue from Jeb Hensarling who knows the true meaning of conservatism.
Excellent choice!
A continuation of W’s legacy of success through incompetence, its a great to be a Democrat.