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12 responses to “Pete Sessions Tapped to Head House Republicans’ Campaign Arm”

  1. Bethany says:

    tabbed in the head what?

  2. Zac Crain says:

    Tapped? I don’t know. Fogheaded.

  3. Bethany says:

    I think I got tabbed in the head once. But it washed off OK.

  4. Scooter says:

    Ah, the loyal back-bencher to the rescue. This should work out quite well for the Republicans. Petey was the first member of Congress to call for the invasion of Iraq. His judgment should fit this job hand in glove.

  5. Jack E. Jett says:

    Pete Sessions is one of the brightest members of the Republican party. I am glad to see him get tapped.

  6. microdermer says:

    Does Pete look more like a pony keg or a manila folder?

  7. Wes Mantooth says:

    Smug is the new black.

  8. I especially love his positions on poker and burlesque (seriously, for once).

  9. Long Memory says:

    Time to shine up the pole, boys, Pete’s got a fundraiser planned for the weekend.

  10. mh says:

    Pete should take a cue from Jeb Hensarling who knows the true meaning of conservatism.

  11. Grumpy Demo says:

    Excellent choice!

    A continuation of W’s legacy of success through incompetence, its a great to be a Democrat.