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Former Texas Ranger’s Forays To Home Plate Continue To Receive Coverage in All Places Except FrontBurner

By Eric Celeste |
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Is it just me, or are we not talking enough about how our former shortstop unpacked his luggage at Madonna’s house? And that he’s gone all Doug Christie on us, according to USMagazine.com, what with his text messages about being Madonna’s soulmate. Now, as much as you want to get derailed talking about the other items tagged on this cover (“Drew and Justin split?! No way! He’s so cute in Galaxy Quest!”), and as much time as we all want to spend looking at the online site’s sweet feature, Matthew McConaughey’s Top 10 Shirtless Moments, let’s focus, people. Was it worth it for A-Rod to risk his sterling reputation on the Material Girl? Comments are on.