1. The Democrats are coming! The Democrats are coming!
2. Thanks to a law change, I’ll finally have the kind of person I’ve always wanted in the cockpit: a desperate, old pilot.
3. Dirk Nowitzki notches his first career triple-double in a Mavs win over Milwaukee. Typically, I was there, but had to leave after two quarters. I came down with a bad case of mysoniswhiningbecauseitsgettinglate.