The Eagles, the band that made Don Henley rich enough to own a many fancy houses, including one in Preston Hollow, have a new single. It’s called “How Long.” (As in, how long do you think you could listen to this? Easy joke, I know. I’m not above it.)
Apparently, it’s already on the radio and, on Monday, it’ll be available on the group’s website, as well as on the Wal-Mart and Sam’s Club sites. So now you know where not to go for the next … well, just to be safe, let’s say forever. Don’t make me disown you, dear FBvians. I will turn my back on you in a heartbeat.