I’m not sure what about Dallas says “pizza,” but apparently ABC is looking for a new family for its painfully hard to watch Wife Swap, a “reality show unlike any other” (their words, not mine). No specific instructions were given regarding how to apply (of course), so let’s assume you can just go to the Wife Swap web site. Here are the highlights from the riveting press release:
ABC Television network is currently looking for families to participate on the newest season of the hit show Wife Swap, and they have their heart set on finding one that owns and operates their own pizza establishment. Wife Swap presents two families with very different values who take part in a week long challenge in which the wives from the two families exchange husbands, children and lives (but not bedrooms) to discover what it’s like to live a very different woman’s life. It’s an incredible experience that often changes their lives for the better. Potential families who apply must consist of two parents that have at least one child, ages 5 or older, living at home. Each family who participates will receive a $20,000 honorarium for their time. Anyone who recommends another family that makes it on air will receive a $500 thank you fee.
What I wouldn’t give for a husband, at least one child age 5 or older, and a pizza joint so I could make $20,000.