Let this serve as a Public Service Announcement to you kids up in Oklahoma: if you’re going to make the trek down to Dallas to load up on cold medication (’cause you plan on cooking up some meth with it), be sure to keep an eye on your wheelchair. If not, you might end up drunk driving conspicuously below the speed limit, getting pulled over for it, and facing criminal charges.
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