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RE: CROP MASTER

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Several scrutinizing FrontBurnervians have pointed out what appears to be a bare bottom in the upper-right corner of the hurricane photo. (About where Rowlett is on a D/FW map, as one of you pointed out.) Upon further examination, the posterior in question is encased in skin-colored pants. That seems to be the more likely explanation, otherwise that person has the opposite of plumber’s butt: no visible crack at all.

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