As many of you know, today is Brian’s last day at D Magazine. He’s leaving us for Texas Monthly (hereinafter called “the Santa Fe- and Sachse-edited Texas Monthly” on account of the other highly placed editor at the magazine who chooses not to live in Austin).
As you also might know, Brian is a God-fearing man who does not cotton to foul language. So on this, his last day, please e-mail him a goodbye note using language so deplorable that they’d have to cut it from The Aristocrats. Oh, and we’re only working a half day today, so do it quickly.
