After Tim’s post on Friday about Observer columnist Jim Schutze’s appearing to have been purposely omitted from a bit about his son, Will, there was a fair amount of discussion in the comments. I thought it was a good idea to make sure it didn’t get lost there. First up is longtime DMN staffer Doug Swanson:
Just kidding. Don’t really care. What do I care about? DOG NAMES. Here are a bunch more names that are better for a dog than Story, which is what Morning News editor Mike Wilson (cruelly?) named his dog, Story. As in, “Come here, Story. Story, sit. Story. Hey. Story! Sit. Good girl. [looks at camera] I love to read longform journalism.”
Posdnous
Trugoy
Maseo
Q-Tip
Phife Dawg
Ali Shaheed Muhammad
Jarobi
Mike Gee
Afrika Baby Bam
DJ Sammy B
Dres
Mista Lawnge
Psycho Les
Juju
Busta Rhymes
Charlie Brown
Dinco D
Chi Ali
Alba
Adara
Aslan
Gideon
Amos
Maverick
Joker
Arthur
Queen
Bishop
K-Ci
JoJo
Mr. Dalvin
Devante Swing
Frank Dux
Gibson Rickenbacker
Henry “Razor” Sharp
Kit Latura
Snaps Provolone
Lincoln Hawk
Raylan
Rey
Finn
Leia
Captain Phasma
Kylo Ren
Poe Dameron
Supreme Leader Snoke
Wedge
Bib Fortuna
Mon Mothma
Teebo
Logray
Bossk
The Whopper
Little Big John
Horse
Wondrous Willie Wise
Dr. Dunk
Dr. Dunkenstein
Flipper
Li’l Abner
Z-Bo
Jesus Shuttlesworth
Happy
Hondo
TruWarrier
Popeye
Fabio
Fabian
Tiny Archibald
Mr. Big Shot
Tuff Juice
Boom Dizzle
Humpty Hump
Action Jackson
Jazzy
Cabbages
Jazzy Cabbages
Frodo
Vinsanity
White Chocolate
Big Smooth
Hot Rod
Big Shot Rob
Big Game James
World B. Free
Black Jesus
Iceman
Truck Robinson
Jeff
Sandy Cohen
