InsideCorner Memorial Texas Rangers Opening Day Open Thread

Your Texas Rangers open the 2010 season at 1:05 p.m. against the Toronto Blue Jays. Scott Feldman will be on the mound. That traitor* Evan Grant will be in a press box nearby. And your thoughts are welcome in the comments. (I’m looking at you, Dr Pepper Presents Batface McGee.) Don’t make me engage in generic baseball talk alone!

*Totally kidding, even if it’s mostly true. Okay. Kidding about that, too. It’s only, maybe, a third true. Certainly less than half. Maybe like 48, 49 percent, but we’re splitting hairs now, and certainly getting off-topic. We would welcome back Evan and his vast collection of Hawaiian shirts in a second, if only he’d have us. Be strong, everyone.