Big Bob called from the road, on his way to a movie screening, shouting at me about how someone called from the Observer office to tell him FrontBurner was saying he edits his own wiki entry and how he doesn’t have time to sit around with his thumb up his a**, editing his wiki entry, and how his son gave him pink eye and he can’t see anything and how he’s going to write a book about his time as a cheerleader and how that’ll be the only book he ever writes and he’s not ashamed of nothing.
I love Robert. And it’s true. He ain’t trying to dodge his cheerleading days.
