RETURN OF THE KATIES

Hi kids, greetings from D Magazine’s East Texas office. Just saddled up my dial-up and caught up on the Katie Award brouhaha. I feel so much better now because I never won one. Don’t return them, let’s commission a local artist to create a public art installation so that the citizens of Dallas can witness the shame cast over our industry. You know, like makin’ chicken salad out of chicken poop. Gotta go, there’s a pileated woodpecker on the tree outback. (Seriously.)