THE COWBOYS’ CURIOUS FOE

In case you managed to avoid all local radio and TV, the Cowboys face the Redskins in a Big Important Football Game this weekend. With that in mind, check out Deadspin’s coverage of running back Clinton Portis and his various press-conference personae, including “Dollah Bill,” “Dr. I-Don’t-Know,” “Reverend Gonna Change,” and, my fave (pictured here), “Bro Sweets.” A formidable opponent, he is.