For the Sports Fan on Your List?

You have approximately five hours to make this Dallas Cowboys corset yours. The current bid is $30. I would make an undergarment-related football joke here, but I don’t know enough about the game to do so. Also, I think this speaks for itself. If you, however, have a good one-liner about this piece of eBay beauty, let me hear it in the comments.


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