Something Else To Do in Dallas This Weekend: Rev. Horton Heat Rocks for Kiddos

As someone who knows a thing or two about a thing or two when it comes to putting on fundraisers for elementary schools (mainly because I watch my wife work her butt off), I gotta say I’m impressed with the shindig that Stonewall Elementary is throwing tomorrow. The Shake, Rattle, & Roll silent auction features not just the Charming Gardners but the Reverend Horton Heat, too. One wonders, given that it’s a DISD event, whether the Reverend will perform “Bales of Cocaine” or any of his other less-than-PC numbers.