It looks like a new magazine is set to take on Big D. Here’s how Glance magazine describes itself, with my questions in brackets:
“Glance Entertainment Magazine is the next evolution in the entertainment news industry. [The next evolution? Do evolutions happen sequentially? Has someone informed Darwin?] Glance, a culture and entertainment almanac [The entertainment and news industry spent all that time evolving — just to become an almanac?], brings you the latest in fashion, music, news and gossip, nightlife, movies, sports, and lifestyle. [Is that all?] Glance provides the most exclusive information about the nation’s most exciting cities — Atlanta, Chicago, Dallas, Kansas City, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Miami, New York, Orange County, Phoenix, San Diego, and San Francisco — and national news and culture in a way that’s as energetic and exciting as the industry itself. [Hang on. Are we covering an industry, or are we covering a city? If the former, which one? If the latter, why not Houston?] Unlike any other magazine, Glance provides a national and local look at the latest trends in culture, fashion, music, nightlife, and so much more. [Parenting?] View your world in a glance and be ready for what’s next. [I see what you did there. “In a glance” works two ways. Proud of yourself?]”
At the site, Glance is taking “pre-subscriptions.” So, apparently, before you can subscribe, you can actually subscribe. Genius. I don’t see how this could possibly fail.