1. If I’m reading this right, and I’d like to think that I am, Barack Obama and John McCain are showing no signs of slowing down. Which I believe makes each one of them a robot–or, at the very least, some sort of cyborg. Hey, wait, maybe Obama IS Cyborg himself. It would not be the craziest nutjob theory I’ve heard today.
2. More than two-thirds of Texans are expected to cast ballots, btw. (Speaking of btw, been trying for 10 minutes to make a blue pill or red pill joke here without inciting folks who think I’m trying to make a partisan point. And I failed. So I’ll just link back to my CNN/Matrix joke post from the primary.)
3. And remember, those of you who vote for the loser: the sun will come out tomorrow. Trust me. I know.
