You should be at Best of Big D 2005, the bestest, biggest, D-est party of the year. This year’s soiree is going to be so off-the-hook, you’ll wonder why anyone bothered to install a hook in the first place. Free beer, including one of my faves Stella Artois, and food from 17 really nice restaurants. Plus, a couple of Body Art Ball performers and the music of Top. The party is at Gilley’s this year, but I’ve been told by a certain married-to-me FrontBurnervian that no one’s going to recognize it. It’s going to be fabulous.