The Velvet Taco to Open in Dallas

There is some mighty big bragging on the soon-to-open Velvet Taco’s website. Due to open in July, they claim:

A new kind of taco is coming. A taco that will change your world. A taco that will change the world.

I can’t wait for the world to change.  I hope it will be one without douchey bars and taco gourmet burger cupcakes. See you at 3012 Henderson Avenue in July.


  • JD

    Oi, you leave cupcakes out of this!

  • am i the only one who thinks the name sounds dirty?

  • LJT

    No Jon, you’re not.

  • No cupcakes, and no physical bar … but we’ll have plenty to drink. Velvet Taco will welcome all, morning, noon, and night – even those urban denizens from “douchey bars”.

  • There are some very talented people behind the Velvet Taco concept, I can’t wait to try it. Welcome to the neighborhood.

  • Brandy

    Nancy, Two occurrences of “douchey” in the span of 30 minutes. Rough day, hon? Hang in there!

  • jane

    I can assure you that no velvet taco will ever come near my mouth. Now a velvet burrito? Now we’re talkin’.

  • Brandy, the word is stuck in my head like a song that won’t go away. Give me 24 hours and I’ll have another. Jane, you made my day. Luscious brain.

  • Charm Offensive

    So the Church’s next to Dickey’s finally bit the dust, huh?

  • Charm Offensive

    What on earth is wrong with the barbecue at Dickey’s? Is it the lack of cocktails?

  • Charm Offensive

    So it’d be OK if the barbecue place in question was named Cockey’s?

    Color me confused…

  • Charm, that is why we refer to fancy mixed drinks as dicktails. We can’t say cock on our website.

  • OH NO, somebody raised the bar, now we can’t say dicktails!! When did that happen? How about penistails?

  • Oh, that’s logical!

  • I thought the world was going to change two weeks ago with the Rapture. Guess it’s gonna be tacos. Anyway, on in March, I wrote about Velvet Taco opening. Here are the details: Check it out.

  • tinkerbell

    So…. if a velvet taco and ****ey’s had a one night stand, what would it be called?

  • Jeannie

    So tacky when other blogs do what that guy did above. Attention deprived? Comments are more fun here! Oh Tinkerbe tell us! A velvet Elvis?