Cowboys Lose to Eagles. There was a moment when, even as trash as they had been playing, it looked like the Cowboys might pull off an ugly win. But then halftime came, and that was all over, as the Eagles scored 30 unanswered points. (I’ll be honest. I stopped watching and started writing tweets that involve complicated scenarios that end with me saying “Fellas,” that basically one person laughs at.) Not much else to discuss. Oh, why do coaches wear visors at night? Sub-point: has there ever been a white man who has worn a visor that has hair worth exposing to the elements?
Gavin Delahunty Leaves DMA, Citing “Allegations Regarding Inappropriate Behavior.” The senior curator of contemporary art resigned Saturday, and, as our Lyndsay Knecht writes, the museum’s statement regarding the matter is a bit disingenuous.
One Dies in Downtown Crash. The driver of a speeding 2017 Lexus lost control late Saturday night and rammed into the triple underpass by Dealey Plaza, ejecting a 31-year-old passenger. The passenger was taken to Parkland in critical condition with multiple head lacerations. The driver died at the scene. The photo of the car makes me never want to drive again.
Mavs … Win? Dallas blew out Giannis Antetokounmpo and the Milwaukee Bucks, behind a team-record-tying 19 three-pointers. Tonight they play [squints] the Celtics? Well. Let’s get ready to catch that L.
