1. Former Mav Brandon Bass scored seven of his 13 points in the last two minutes of the fourth quarter to help lead the Orlando Magic to victory as the Dallas Mavericks kicked off their preseason schedule against the defending Eastern Conference champs. Related: My yelling at the TV is already in mid-season form.
2. In news that’s important to people other than my fellow MFFLs, Dallas County received its first shipment of H1N1 vaccine. The 700 doses can be administered to anyone between the ages of 2 to 49, with the exception of pregnant women, and people with diabetes or asthma. Maybe next time, they’ll come up with a vaccine that Tim Rogers can actually qualify for. In any way.
3. No good way to segue into this: Accused terrorist Hosam Maher Husein Smadi apparently shot a 7-minute video that he believed would be delivered to Osama Bin Laden. The Rotten Tomatoes page for that video will continue looking like this:
Why not send all these muslim religious in USA, Canada, Mexico, South American and Carribean island back to Middle East where they belong. Enough is ENOUGH!. Muslim goals to take over the world…just like Nazi Germany. You see everywhere all over the world now?
