In my single days I wanted to join a yoga class, if only to hit on women. Glad I never did that, because what if I would have been caricatured and mocked and, well, turned into a YouTube clip that’s been viewed 1.8 million times since June? Or been the inspiration for a New York Times piece seeking out real-life Inappropriate Yoga Guys? The writer found somebody from Dallas, a “40-something man” “glomming” onto his female classmates until the director of Dallas Yoga Center pulls the man aside and says:
We don’t mingle the dating scene with yoga.
As rocker Clive Clemmons used to say in a Conan O’Brien bit: “In-a-pproprieht!”