The news of Paste‘s podcasts is old, but the news is news to me. So I’m just now catching up with the music magazine’s multimedia morsals, including local(ish) musician Will Johnson reciting his favorite Ricky Henderson haikus. It’s from Episode 3, at the 31:44 mark. Here’s a sampling:
You are not Lou Brock.
You have stolen more bases.
But, not cool like Lou.
Johnson admits he got an assist from Pabst Blue Ribbon.