The headline doesn’t really do this story justice. What happened:
– dude gets arrested by White Settlement police
– dude gets handcuffed, thrown in back of cop car
– dude somehow slides handcuffed hands in front of his body, rolls down window, opens door
– dude opens front door of cop car
– dude drives away
There’s no better nickname for this guy than “dude” because can you really imagine any other response when he tells his friends what he did than “duuuuuuuddddddddee?”
