“Sometimes life just gives you a moment.” ~ Lester Freeman. What? I’ve use that quote before? Shut it.
I just came across this literally, extraordinarily, not-from-this-planet-are-you-Vincent articles. You know you have found the death rattle of suburban sprawl when its voice boxes have resorted to shrill hysterics such as “Obama is going to take your house and your car, run you, your kids, and your dog over with said car and then light the house on fire.” Just think, if we had a pure libertarian system, we could even then watch a fire engine drive right on by, because you subscribed to the wrong private emergency/fire department. What a world.
Okay. First of all, is the Tulsa Beacon a legitimate newspaper? Probably not, since the real news source in Tulsa is the Tulsa World. Their website looks to be straight out of the quality reminiscent of white supremacist, militia groups…aka militants, aka terrorists.
So it isn’t a surprise that one of the “leading” morons in stupidity, I mean, defense of highway construction, “growth” for the sake of growth like cancer type of development, Randall O’Toole is striking out to thorny rose bush branch to a similar demographic that might take up arms against such horrifying things, like children being able to walk to school, city schools having enough tax base and density to support themselves, LOWER TAXES because of reduced infrastructure per capita, etc etc.
First, a warning. I despise these people. Not because I disagree with them. I’m happy to engage in debate with intellectually honest people with whom I may disagree. People like O’Toole are absolute scum and prepare yourself for an article filled with scorn and complete lack of respect. Furthermore, since we know that the Tulsa Beacon is a rag unworthy of serious response, this will not be terribly serious.
Let’s go through the article shall we, because OH MAN is it a doozy:
PlaniTulsa threatens American freedoms
PlaniTulsa threatens American freedoms
EEEEEK! Take up arms!!! My career is threatened!!!
Randal O’Toole, a scholar from the CATO Institute, said PlaniTulsa looks a lot like what Portland, Oregon did beginning 20 years ago when it embraced New Urbanism.
And that should worry people in Tulsa.
Get out the pitchforks!!!
O’Toole spoke Saturday in Tulsa as part of a forum sponsored by OK-SAFE. A former professor at Yale University, O’Toole has written several books, including Gridlock: Why We’re Stuck in Traffic and What to Do About It.
“I want to talk about the American dream,” O’Toole said. “To own a home, start a business, to have mobility and own property. ‘Smart growth’ is a threat to the American Dream. That’s what PlaniTulsa is all about.”
Yes. That is the American Dream you rubes. George Washington didn’t lead his band of Oompa Loompas across the chocolate river Styx so people could have the right to live without a car or without a home mortgage. How dare we want actual choice in our lives. OBEY. REMAIN MISERABLY STUCK IN TRAFFIC BECAUSE MY WALLET DEPENDS ON IT WHILE I MISREPRESENT CONCEPTS LIKE MOBILITY.
The average person in American (sic) travels 19,000 miles a year and 85 percent of that is by automobile, O’Toole said. “They (the Obama Administration) are trying to coerce people out of their cars.”
Well. Point proven Randy. Everybody is in cars. That’s clear choice in the market place right? That doesn’t have anything to do with a bloated Federal Transportation Budget that allocates $40 billion to highway funding, would it? You see any of that loot per chance, Randy? Keep fooling everyone that this is “market forces” at work.
Let’s look at it another way. If every American drives 19,000 miles per year, that equates to cool (approximated) $855 billion dollars spent by Americans every year for gasoline, let alone oil, general maintenance, car payments, insurance, various other losses due to collisions, taxes dedicated to road construction and maintenance, as well as various externalized long-term costs such as pollution. That’s $855 billion we could have in our savings accounts to put towards college educations or all those new houses you want us to buy. See any of that money, Randy?
O’Toole said Obama wants to raise gasoline taxes to fund light rail systems all over the country. Through extensive study, O’Toole showed that city after city that has invested in light rail has lost millions if not billions in inefficiency.
That’s clearly inefficiency. Fixed alignment public transit that has been proven throughout the country to leverage around a billion $ in private investment in and around transit lines for every $100 million spent. By the way, that is private investment seeking profit. Public builds infrastructure. Public spending on infrastructure guides the private market. Invisible hand, invisible arm, Randy. Learn how cities work. Or maybe you don’t want to and simply want to rabble rouse.
At this point, o’TOOLe might as well just say, “did I mention to you that the President is black?”
In January, Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood ended cost-effectiveness rules for federal transit grants – in essence saying he was willing to fund rail projects no matter how much money they waste.
No mention that those “cost effectiveness” rules were specifically designed to undercut the legs from transit as they intentionally ignored all the spinoff benefits of transit. Those rules basically asked, “does it immediately reduce traffic?” To which the answer is always and only that highway capacity and only road supply was the way to alleviate congestion. Of course, as we know that only is true in the short-term and that transit is far more (and only) effective in the long-term when the city can adapt to its new “bones.”
Who sounds more logical AND truly conservative, o’TOOLe or Lewis Mumford:
“The purpose of transportation is to bring people and goods to places where they are needed, and to concentrate the greatest variety of goods and people within that limited area, in order to widen the possibility of choice without making it necessary to travel. A good transportation system minimizes unnecessary transportation; and in any event, it offers change of speed and mode to fit a diversity of human purposes.”
Dallas invested $550 million in light rail and the cost per year per passenger is $12,250 – enough to buy every passenger a car of their own and eliminate light rail, O’Toole said. In Austin, Texas, the bus system was operating in the black and had $200 million in the bank when it started a commuter train system.
“Then they went broke, using up the entire reserve,” O’Toole said. “The director resigned in disgrace.”
Yes, DOTs aren’t broke are they? Nor are cities and suburbs because they have spread the tax base too thin across an overextended infrastructure.
Proponents, like Tulsa City Councilor Rick Westcott, argue that they just want to offer people a choice.
O’Toole said flying costs 14 cents a passenger mile. A bus costs 15 cents a passenger mile and a car costs 15 cents a mile. Amtrak, the heavily subsidized passenger rail service, costs 60 cents a mile and high-speed rail costs more than 75 cents a mile.
More intentionally ignoring the spinoff or externalized costs. So you are saying, people shouldn’t have a choice? American Dream at work. Airlines are all profitable as well right, Randy?
A ticket from Orlando to Tampa in Florida (86 miles) costs $50 on high-speed rail but $20 on a Greyhound bus.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Lemme hop on a greyhound bus. Those are pleasant trips. You know what, let’s get rid of first class on planes as well because no one should pay for comfort or quality of experience. American Dream. Or Dreaming Americana.
If high-speed rail is offered between Tulsa and Oklahoma City, the ticket would cost four times the price of a bus ticket and save only about 20 minutes.
The chance of high speed rail linking Tulsa and OKC any time soon is remote. Why even bring it up. Well, he’s rabble rousing. THEY TOOK ARE JOBS!!!! (sic) High speed rail is intended to link regional economies in a way that regional airlines have proven incapable, ie Dallas/Houston/Austin. San Fran to LA.
O’Toole said American freedoms are already dwindling in terms of property rights.
Comin’ to get ya’. Boogie man. Boogity boogity boo.
And he wants to take away choice, freedom of mobility, housing options, living arrangements, etc. Buckle in kids, you ain’t leavin’ that car.
Urban planners in Oregon place restrictions on building new homes in rural areas, including: the site had to have at least 80 acres and it had to be a farm that earns at least $40,000-80,000 a year. Only 100 homes were built in the first year of those restrictions.
That was a conservative Republican Governor who implemented that AND the people of Oregon support it. That’s called representative democracy. Do these people sit around and worry about a domino effect? Are they going to call Mayor Bloomberg, Ho Chi Minh now?
O’Toole said the new urbanists want people to build up, not out.
No. We want to diversify markets. We want people real choice. We want those who like walkable urbanism to have the opportunity to live in places like that. We want efficient, lovable, and sustainable cities. We want markets that don’t impinge on the rights of others. We want lower taxes and less infrastructure and implicit waste.
“If my house burned down, I wouldn’t be allowed to rebuild it,” O’Toole said. “I would have to build an apartment.
First of all that is a lie dependent only upon local building/zoning codes. Now you know how all urban projects feel with antiquated zoning that, oh by the way creates nothing but the homogeneity of sprawl. Zoning. That’s all choice right? I thought everybody chose to live in sprawl, right Randy?
“Most Americans want to live in a single family home. Smart Growth will make housing unaffordable.”
Wrong. Unless most Americans is about 30-40%. 3% currently live in walkable urbanism and 30% desire it. That looks like pent up demand the market would like to meet if only it weren’t for the barriers of zoning, highways, tax incentives in favor of sprawl.
He said the new urban planners think big residential yards are “a waste of land.” They want people to live in apartments on small lots.
Jumpin Jeezus on a Dinosaur, his schtick is monotonous. I don’t want anything. But I KNOW that land always finds its true value. Hence, the precipitous drop in housing values in suburban and exurban areas resulting in everyone owing more than what their house is worth. American Nightmare.
O’Toole said people who already own a home should be okay but their children will be forced by economics to live in high-density housing in overcrowded downtowns.
And they will be forced to wear outward insignias signifying their race and religion. Or is that only Arizona. As a liberaltarian, there was once a time when I foolishly thought Cato was a worthwhile conservative thinktank to balance out my own opinions and thought processes. Until I started reading them. I love how they use Thomas Jefferson as their poster boy. You’d think they might actually read him, however.
In Portland, the population is loaded with couples without children. Families with children live all around Portland where the land use restrictions don’t exist. The City of Portland told one church that wanted to expand that it must be closed on Saturdays, it could have only five weddings or funerals a year and its parking would be limited, O’Toole said.
They’re probably all gay too!!!!1111!!!!ONE!!!!!
The Portland light rail system cost $3 billion – more than 30 times the original forecast.
Interesting to take initial projections from the 70’s and apply costs for expansion in the 90’s and 2000’s. Inflation is a funny thing. Too complex for anybody in this audience to question I feel certain.
O’Toole said cities are using TIF districts to subsidize light rail systems. Under a TIF, a private company is forgiven taxes to encourage development.
They’re they go. Just givin’ away yer money. Even though, that has nothing to do with TIFs whatsoever.
“TIF district fees are just subsidies for contractors,” O’Toole said. “The main winners are downtown property owners.”
He said light rail is “good for some ‘businesses.’”
“Light rail sends crime everywhere it goes,” O’Toole said.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yep. The old Highland Park, “I don’t want no stinkin’ light rail, them people will steal my TV on ride home on the DART with it.” Where do we mention that the FBI file on per $/Crime maps point directly to Highland Park??? Of course, leaching off the primary “host” city is also not yet a crime.
Another argument against densification is that America is filled with open spaces, O’Toole said. Ninety-six percent of Oklahoma is open space.
Wow. This is the kind of twisted logic and meaningless nonsense I don’t think I good dream up in the most chemically altered of states.
“We have a tremendous amount of open rural space,” O’Toole said.
And every inch of it should be paved and dotted with with two-car garages.
Rail service is “1930s’ technology” in the 21st Century, O’Toole said.
The cities in 1930s were full of high speed bullet trains that traveled at 350 mph and modern streetcar that could load the physically disabled and ride whisper quiet and without a hint of pollution.
“The rail networks are all big losers,” he said.
You know what else is, the auto industry.
Randy Bright, a Tulsa architect
and another opportunist…
who specializes in churches, said, “New Urbanism is a movement that is sweeping the nation.”
Like communism. Red Scare, everybody under your desks!!!!!
Bright, who writes a weekly column for the Tulsa Beacon, warned that New Urbanism brings “dire consequences for churches.”
The gay, black, nazis are coming to get you.
New Urbanism, which was born out of environmentalism,
Oh noes. Hippies too! Those people we hated back in the 70s. And perhaps they’re witches too. Do they float?
has form-based codes whose goal is to “densify populations and confine growth.”
And turn you all into food. Soilent Green is people.
This strategy inevitably leads to land shortages, higher land costs and limiting of the growth of churches, Bright said. In fact, where New Urbanism has been tried, parking for churches has been curtailed and the search for land to expand has resulted in a bidding war.
Lulz. Higher land costs has nothing to do with desirability does it. Those certainly aren’t market forces at work. Everybody in New York City, San Francisco, Paris, London, Copenhagen, etc. is FORCED to live there. Who in their right mind would actually get up and move to one of those cities where you could make fame and fortune?
Bright said he has a series of discussions with a national proponent of New Urbanism who finally admitted she was “opposed to mega churches” and called big churches “profoundly anti-civic.”
How dare they.
“Our churches don’t understand the problems,” Bright said.
Cuz the gay, black, nazi, hippies are gonna burn down yer churches!!!