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Politics & Government

Rep. Jonathan Stickland Continues Run of Buffoonery

Jonathan Stickland (R-You Kidding) keeps making Bedford proud during this Lege session, coming off as the husky human embodiment of both the red 100 emoji and the #TCOT hashtag. Previously, he was putting up a sign referring to himself as a "Former Fetus." Which, if you look like a baby that has somehow gone through puberty, is a bad idea. It's like pulling the goalie in hockey. Aggressive, and leaves you open to being EASILY scored upon. Now my dude is filing insane, pointless, time-wasting legislation. Like so. Keep being you, champ.
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Jonathan Stickland (R-You Kidding) keeps making Bedford proud during this Lege session, coming off as the husky human embodiment of both the red 100 emoji and the #TCOT hashtag. Previously, he was putting up a sign referring to himself as a “Former Fetus.” Which, if you look like a baby that has somehow gone through puberty, is a bad idea. It’s like pulling the goalie in hockey. Aggressive, and leaves you open to being EASILY scored upon.

Now my dude is filing insane, pointless, time-wasting legislation. Like so:

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Keep being you, champ.

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