I found the above photo on Craigslist this morning during my semi-annual “I wonder what kind of ludicrous stuff people are doing on Craigslist today” search. The title: “You Get One Clue.” The poster then goes on to say he—I assume he’s a man—is a Virgo, and not much else:
Me : Virgo
You : ?
Its a search for the star
Help me figure this out. Strange is the night where the black stars rise.
(Note: There is a near 100 percent chance that this is will likely translate to something pretty gross.)
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